It Really Pisses Me Off When People Are Late

You can talk about people having bad tempers, but by definition my ex-friend John was the temple of bad tempers. It might have been an undiagnosed brain tumor that made him go off over the littlest thing, but no one will ever know because he was killed during a group meeting of The Society For People With Bad Tempers. Seems he came in late to a meeting and a fellow shot him for disturbing the group. I know this is true because I spoke with the man who shot him while I was at the supermarket. He was buying vinegar to gargle with. All he said was,

“It really pisses me off when people are late.”

Copyright 2005 Dan Kantak