Wrestling Office Moves

Wrestling As a Day at the Office or Orifice

Wrestling As a Day at the Office or Orifice

Bodyslam,

Brain Buster,

Big Boot, Big Splash; Monday morning at the office.

Ring phone ring.

Cannonball, Catapult, Chairshot, Chinlock, Choke.

Ring phone ring.

First cup of coffee Full Nelson.

Invoicing; Gutwrench,

High knee, Hip Roll, Hip Toss, Human Torture Rack,

Jack hammer, Mandible Claw,

Nicotine fit 15 minute break: Nerve Hold.

Back to work.

Boston Crab, Single Leg (sitting on folded leg).

Supervisor notes mistake on invoice.

Boston Crab, Single leg (w/foot on victim’s head.)

Lunch time.

Espresso Power Bomb Jumping Crucifix.

Rest room visit--Power Bomb, Jumping Gut Wrench.

Return to desk.

               Splash, Top-rope Vertical.

              Hair pull(ing) Headvice, Neckdrop clothesline,

           Sleeper, Cross-faced, Sleeper, Head/Neck,

         Toe-Hold, Stepover (w/Chinlock & Armbar)

     Five O’clock Punch-out.

Copyright 2003 Dan Kantak

Ever have a day like that?